I make good first impressions. I tend to only like to meet people once.

I moved from Florida to Washington with nothing but a 2002 Chevy Prizm and some boxes.

I have two adorable cats that are not adorable when they wake me up at 3am. Or when I have to clean the litterbox. Or when they knock over the papasan in the middle of the night and scare me.

I am easily amused and very forgetful. Seriously, I already forgot what I wrote. I also like free things, so feel free to send them to me. My birthday is October 28. Hint. Hint.

I have a four year degree from a small college in Florida. I always thought a four year degree was a passport to a magical land. My diploma is sitting on a shelf and is covered in dust. I hate dusting.

I have no idea what I want to do when I grow up. I hope it involves ponies, though, because I really really like ponies. Feel free to send one for my birthday. A tiny one as I live in an apartment. October 28, remember? Good.